Wow. What more can you really say about that?
Here\’s the article.

What kind of teenagers decide that a fun way to pass time is to endanger their own lives and the lives of others (not to mention the poor antelope) by chasing a herd of the poor creatures in their SUV?

Heh. That makes it sound like the herd of antelopes are in the SUV, and the teens are chasing the SUV. Oh well, I think I like it better that way.

I wonder if the antelope even care about this kind of stuff. Maybe they\’re so used to it they don\’t get ruffled by it anymore. Like \”Oh, it\’s the stupid teens again, let\’s move on to the next field.\”

If I were in the herd, though, I\’d organize the other antelope and turn the tables on the teens. Those are pretty big animals, and if you get a few dozen of them playing chicken with a car full of people, you can bet the car will chicken out first.

Plus, that way the headline could read \”Antelope harassing teens.\” I can\’t decide which one is funnier.

Either way, it reminds me of a headline from one of the fake papers in The Simpsons. Hmm, I wonder if there is a listing, somewhere on the vast internet, of every headline and media reference that ever appeared on the show?

Of course there is.

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